i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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