i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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