North Korea, Best Korea!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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