i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The air was thick with penises
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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