Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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