I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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