I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I AM VODKA MAN
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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