How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Randomize
