STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Sorry about my life...
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