Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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