FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
