erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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