Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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