exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
