At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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