I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Randomize
