I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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