why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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