**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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