Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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