i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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