Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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