This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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