He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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