just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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