glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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