I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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