i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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