Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
