He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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