so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the day after is always just damage control
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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