you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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