i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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