He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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