I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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