I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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