I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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