im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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