ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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