That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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