Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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