I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
