plz talk dirty to me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
