so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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