Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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