I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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