some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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