I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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