Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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