YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We need to get me chipped asap
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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